March 2012
February 2012
Me: Three words. Eight letters. Say it and I'm yours.
Him: I got food.
Me: Close enough
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Now that I’m single, I can freely bitch and moan about everything and shovel ice cream into all orifices of my body.
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duaneremade:
only a white person would do something stupid like that
and don’t even act like you don’t know what i’m talking about
i know damn well it’s on your dashboard too
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Watch1612th:
a living example of the American education system’s success
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me: did it hurt?
person: what
me: when you blew through the earth, emerging from hell
person:
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