Me: Three words. Eight letters. Say it and I'm yours.
Him: I got food.
Me: Close enough
Now that I’m single, I can freely bitch and moan about everything and shovel ice cream into all orifices of my body.
duaneremade: only a white person would do something stupid like that and don’t even act like you don’t know what i’m talking about i know damn well it’s on your dashboard too
1612th: a living example of the American education system’s success
me: did it hurt?
me: when you blew through the earth, emerging from hell