Unicornio

Alex or Alexander, I live in Ohio. I march mellophone and play French horn usually.
I have a penis.

goodcritic:

mrbigode:

Cats do not like fruits

the last one!

(via wendywicked)

greyongray:

New cuff links from @iomamerica No filter.  👑

greyongray:

New cuff links from @iomamerica No filter. 👑

sobermotherfuckinggamzee:

"I’m gonna do it. I’m gonna kill the human."
"BILLY NO"

sobermotherfuckinggamzee:

"I’m gonna do it. I’m gonna kill the human."

"BILLY NO"

(Source: markheffronnude, via wendywicked)

shitphan:

when u start lusting over someone but then realise you actually have a really big crush on them 

image

(Source: movedtojackhowarcl, via frenchwhorn)

sorrygirlsisuckcock:

http://sorrygirlsisuckcock.tumblr.com/
veggieblt:

So I was walking around campus and I found this on the sewer drain outside my dorm.

veggieblt:

So I was walking around campus and I found this on the sewer drain outside my dorm.

(via ruinedchildhood)

(Source: exclusivelylouisck, via sidnugget)

pauseandeffects:

By Tim Pangburn @timpangburn #tattoos #tattoosofinstagram #toeeatingdog #goldfish #shark #timpangburn by toeeatingdog http://ift.tt/1lNc2Jr

pauseandeffects:

By Tim Pangburn @timpangburn #tattoos #tattoosofinstagram #toeeatingdog #goldfish #shark #timpangburn by toeeatingdog http://ift.tt/1lNc2Jr

(via fuckyeah-goldfish)

lordofmasks:

I figured out how to make a gif! So here’s a little demon blinking at you.

lordofmasks:

I figured out how to make a gif! So here’s a little demon blinking at you.

(via johnman)

sir-hathaway:

"NO, HUMAN! I KEES YOU FIRST." -smooch, slap slap slap-

sir-hathaway:

"NO, HUMAN! I KEES YOU FIRST." -smooch, slap slap slap-

(via tw3rkingforjesus)